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200 Funny Pig Names That Are Cute and Silly

FNBy FunnyNamez Team·Updated ·7 min read
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Pigs have personalities roughly the size of a small planet. They're smart, stubborn, dramatic, and completely convinced the world revolves around their next meal. Naming a creature like that deserves more creativity than "Piggy" or "Wilbur."

Whether you've got a potbelly piglet waddling around your living room or a full-sized farm hog who thinks they run the place, funny pig names turn an already entertaining animal into a walking comedy show. These names work for pet pigs, farm animals, stuffed toys, or that one friend who really commits to snacks.

Our pick
Hamlet
On this page
  1. Funny Pig Names of All Time
  2. Punny Pig Names for Wordplay Lovers
  3. Funny Female Pig Names
  4. Funny Male Pig Names
  5. Silly Pig Names Based on Food
  6. Witty Pet Pig Names for Smarty Pigs
  7. Humorous Piglet Names for Baby Pigs
  8. Hilarious Pig Names from Pop Culture
  9. Funny Hog Names for Big Pigs
  10. Clean and Family-Friendly Pig Names
  11. How to Use These Names
  12. Frequently Asked Questions
  13. Wrap It Up, Pig Style
200 names

Funny Pig Names of All Time

Some names just work universally for pigs. These are the classics that land every time, whether you're naming a tiny micro pig or a three-hundred-pound farm resident who absolutely will not be moved from their mud puddle. Perfect for any pig with a strong sense of self-importance and zero intention of changing.

  1. 1
    Hamlet
  2. 2
    Chris P. Bacon
  3. 3
    Notorious P.I.G.
  4. 4
    Sir Oinks-a-Lot
  5. 5
    Kevin Bacon
  6. 6
    Porkchop
  7. 7
    Snoop Hogg
  8. 8
    Oinker
  9. 9
    Bacon Bits
  10. 10
    Hambone
  11. 11
    Pig Newton
  12. 12
    Mudslide
  13. 13
    Truffle Shuffle
  14. 14
    Hogtie Harry
  15. 15
    Sizzle
  16. 16
    Squealer
  17. 17
    Pork Rind
  18. 18
    Snortimer
  19. 19
    Pigasso
  20. 20
    Hogzilla

Punny Pig Names for Wordplay Lovers

If your sense of humor lives in the land of groan-worthy puns, these names were built for you. They're the kind of names that make people pause, process, and then either laugh or throw something at you. Either way, mission accomplished. Perfect for pigs owned by people who appreciate a good dad joke.

Funny Pig Names ideas with example names
  1. 21
    Albert Einswine
  2. 22
    Piggy Smalls
  3. 23
    Hogsmeade
  4. 24
    Sow-er Patch Kid
  5. 25
    Boaris Johnson
  6. 26
    Swine-feld
  7. 27
    Hog Wilde
  8. 28
    Pigmalion
  9. 29
    Frankenswine
  10. 30
    Babe Ruth
    the pig, not the player
  11. 31
    Ham Solo
  12. 32
    Obi-Wan Pignobi
  13. 33
    Princess Porkryn
  14. 34
    Snort Simpson
  15. 35
    Taylor Swine
  16. 36
    Elvis Pigsley
  17. 37
    Brad Pig
  18. 38
    Charlize Theron
    but make it oink
  19. 39
    Pignatius
  20. 40
    Hamletta
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Funny Female Pig Names

Lady pigs deserve names that match their particular brand of drama. These are for sows who know what they want, demand it loudly, and will not be ignored at feeding time. Whether she's dainty or built like a small refrigerator, these names capture that specific feminine pig energy.

  1. 41
    Petunia
  2. 42
    Miss Piggy
  3. 43
    Sow-phia Loren
  4. 44
    Piggy Azalea
  5. 45
    Lady Hogsworth
  6. 46
    Daisy Mae
  7. 47
    Priscilla
  8. 48
    Bella Snorey
  9. 49
    Truffle Princess
  10. 50
    Penelope Pork
  11. 51
    Oinkabella
  12. 52
    Rosie the Riveter
    pig edition
  13. 53
    Hamantha
  14. 54
    Porsha
  15. 55
    Grunhilda
  16. 56
    Squeaky McSquealface
  17. 57
    Snorticia Adams
  18. 58
    Baconette
  19. 59
    Mudonna
  20. 60
    Hamela Anderson

Funny Male Pig Names

Boy pigs often carry themselves with the confidence of someone who has never once questioned their choices. These names work for boars and male pigs who strut around like they own the place, which they probably believe they do. Ideal for pigs with big personalities and bigger appetites.

  1. 61
    Sir Oinkswell
  2. 62
    Boar-is
  3. 63
    Hamthony
  4. 64
    Pork Wellington
  5. 65
    Duke of Bacon
  6. 66
    Hamford
  7. 67
    Grunt Eastwood
  8. 68
    Hogbert
  9. 69
    Baconator
  10. 70
    Winston Churchpig
  11. 71
    Frank N. Swine
  12. 72
    Pignacio
  13. 73
    Snort Reynolds
  14. 74
    Hammy Davis Jr.
  15. 75
    Arnold Schwarzenpigger
  16. 76
    Grunt Vader
  17. 77
    Cornelius Hogsworth
  18. 78
    Tusker
  19. 79
    Hamson
  20. 80
    The Notorious P.O.R.K.
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Silly Pig Names Based on Food

Pigs spend roughly 97% of their waking hours thinking about food, so naming them after snacks feels appropriate. These food-inspired names range from obvious to absurd, and they all work surprisingly well when shouted across a yard at feeding time. For pigs who live to eat and eat to live.

  1. 81
    Biscuit
  2. 82
    Butterbean
  3. 83
    Meatball
  4. 84
    Dumpling
  5. 85
    Pancake
  6. 86
    Tater Tot
  7. 87
    Noodle
  8. 88
    Waffle
  9. 89
    Churro
  10. 90
    Nugget
  11. 91
    Sausage Link
  12. 92
    Gravy Boat
  13. 93
    Cornbread
  14. 94
    Maple Syrup
  15. 95
    Pot Roast
  16. 96
    Cinnamon Roll
  17. 97
    Jellybean
  18. 98
    Muffin Top
  19. 99
    Pudding
  20. 100
    Brisket

Witty Pet Pig Names for Smarty Pigs

Pigs are genuinely intelligent animals, smarter than most dogs and definitely smarter than most people's exes. These names celebrate that big brain energy while still being funny enough to get a laugh at the vet's office. For pigs who solve problems, figure out latches, and outsmart their owners regularly.

  1. 101
    Professor Snorts
  2. 102
    Einstein McOink
  3. 103
    Sigmund Pig
  4. 104
    Sherlock Hogs
  5. 105
    Newton
  6. 106
    Aristotle
  7. 107
    Dr. Pigglesworth
  8. 108
    Stephen Hogking
  9. 109
    Plato
  10. 110
    Socra-tease
  11. 111
    Pigthagoras
  12. 112
    Carl Sagan
    but oinkier
  13. 113
    Neil deGrasse Trotson
  14. 114
    Darwin
  15. 115
    Copernicus
  16. 116
    Tesla
    the pig, not the car
  17. 117
    Galileo Galileoink
  18. 118
    Brainy McSnortface
  19. 119
    Alan Turing
    pig version
  20. 120
    The Oinkacle
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Humorous Piglet Names for Baby Pigs

Baby pigs are basically tiny chaos agents wrapped in pink fuzz and powered by pure curiosity. These names capture that specific piglet energy of being adorable, destructive, and completely unaware of personal space. Perfect for new arrivals who haven't yet learned that not everything is food.

  1. 121
    Niblet
  2. 122
    Squirt
  3. 123
    Tiny Trotter
  4. 124
    Micro Ham
  5. 125
    Pipsqueak
  6. 126
    Tadpole
  7. 127
    Sprout
  8. 128
    Button
  9. 129
    Pickle
  10. 130
    Little Snort
  11. 131
    Bitty Bacon
  12. 132
    Mini Oink
  13. 133
    Smidge
  14. 134
    Teacup Terror
  15. 135
    Wee Hamlet
  16. 136
    Small Fry
  17. 137
    Peanut
  18. 138
    Snickerdoodle
  19. 139
    Nuggie
  20. 140
    Half Pint

Hilarious Pig Names from Pop Culture

Movies, TV shows, and internet culture have given us plenty of pig-related humor to work with. These names reference everything from classic films to modern memes, perfect for pigs whose owners want everyone to know they have excellent taste in entertainment. Works especially well for pigs with dramatic personalities.

  1. 141
    Babe
    the original
  2. 142
    Wilbur
  3. 143
    Peppa
  4. 144
    Porky
  5. 145
    Gordy
  6. 146
    Waddles
    Gravity Falls fans know
  7. 147
    Snowball
    Animal Farm edition
  8. 148
    Hamm
    Toy Story's finest
  9. 149
    Zhu Bajie
  10. 150
    Okja
  11. 151
    Arnold Ziffel
  12. 152
    Pua
    Moana's buddy
  13. 153
    Maxwell
    the GEICO pig
  14. 154
    Spider-Pig
  15. 155
    Napoleon
    the dictator pig
  16. 156
    Plopper
  17. 157
    Piglet
  18. 158
    Orson
    Garfield and Friends
  19. 159
    Pigzilla
  20. 160
    Bebop
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Funny Hog Names for Big Pigs

Some pigs achieve a size that demands respect and possibly structural reinforcement. These names work for the absolute units, the pigs who make you question whether they're actually pigs or just very committed couch cushions. For hogs with presence, weight, and zero intention of moving faster than absolutely necessary.

  1. 161
    The Boulder
  2. 162
    Chonkzilla
  3. 163
    Sir Chonks-a-Lot
  4. 164
    Megahog
  5. 165
    Big Bertha
  6. 166
    Absolute Unit
  7. 167
    Heftimus Prime
  8. 168
    Enormo-Pig
  9. 169
    The Hamburglar
  10. 170
    Gigantus
  11. 171
    Sumo
  12. 172
    Tank
  13. 173
    Butterball Supreme
  14. 174
    Chunk
  15. 175
    Mongo
  16. 176
    Massive Dave
  17. 177
    The Mountain
    pig edition
  18. 178
    Blob
  19. 179
    Tremendous Trevor
  20. 180
    Bigfoot
    pig version

Clean and Family-Friendly Pig Names

Not every pig name needs to push boundaries. These options work perfectly for classroom pets, petting zoo residents, children's books, or any situation where you want laughs without raised eyebrows. Safe for all ages while still being genuinely funny. Perfect for family farms and funny farm names that welcome visitors.

  1. 181
    Muddles
  2. 182
    Squeaky
  3. 183
    Truffles
  4. 184
    Rosie
  5. 185
    Curly
  6. 186
    Snuggles
  7. 187
    Bubbles
  8. 188
    Patches
  9. 189
    Wiggles
  10. 190
    Clover
  11. 191
    Sunny
  12. 192
    Giggles
  13. 193
    Pepper
  14. 194
    Cocoa
  15. 195
    Marshmallow
  16. 196
    Honeybun
  17. 197
    Sprinkles
  18. 198
    Cupcake
  19. 199
    Snickers
  20. 200
    Cheerio

How to Use These Names

Picking the perfect funny pig name depends on a few factors beyond just what makes you laugh the loudest.

For pet pigs: Choose something you're comfortable shouting across the house or at the vet's office. Names like "Chris P. Bacon" land differently when a receptionist has to call it out loud. Consider how the name sounds when repeated quickly during training or feeding time.

For farm pigs: Go with names that distinguish individual pigs in a group. Short, punchy names work better when you're trying to get attention across a barnyard. Food names might feel slightly ironic depending on the pig's eventual purpose.

For stuffed animals or toy pigs: This is where you can go fully absurd. Nobody's judging you for naming a plush pig "Sir Oinkswell III, Defender of the Couch Cushions."

For social media or gaming: If you're creating a pig character, lean into funny character names that read well on screen and make people want to follow along.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the most popular funny pig name?

Chris P. Bacon consistently ranks as one of the most recognized funny pig names, thanks to an actual pig with that name going viral years ago. Hamlet and Sir Oinks-a-Lot also show up constantly in pig naming discussions.

Are pigs smart enough to learn their names?

Yes, pigs are genuinely intelligent and can learn their names within a few days of consistent use. They respond to vocal commands similarly to dogs, so pick a name you're willing to say thousands of times.

Do funny names work for farm pigs or just pet pigs?

Both. Farm pigs with ridiculous names make daily chores more entertaining, and visitors always remember a pig named "Notorious P.I.G." over a pig named "Number Seven."

Should I pick a short or long pig name?

Shorter names work better for actual communication with your pig. Longer names like "Albert Einswine" are great for official paperwork and introductions but usually get shortened to nicknames during daily use.

Can I rename an adult pig?

Absolutely. Pigs adapt to new names fairly quickly, especially when the name comes attached to food or affection. Consistent repetition during positive experiences helps the new name stick.

Wrap It Up, Pig Style

Naming a pig is one of life's small but genuine pleasures. These animals already come pre-loaded with personality, attitude, and an unshakeable belief that they deserve more snacks. Adding a hilarious name just completes the package.

Whether you went with a pun that makes people groan, a pop culture reference that shows off your taste, or something perfectly absurd that matches your pig's energy, the right name turns every introduction into a conversation starter. Save this list, share it with fellow pig enthusiasts, and go forth knowing your pig has a name worthy of their magnificent snorting presence.

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